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Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

wizardboots — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:54:39 -0000

@Mizz - What are you saying? Am I too offensive? Is there an Old Dirty Bastards.com that I would be more appropriate for?

Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

wizardboots — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:51:26 -0000

@capricious - I will check the Bear Guard out....and I'm 99.9% certain it's a 100% sick ass bastard who's hot to grab me in the goulash.

Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

wizardboots — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:46:23 -0000

@Dieselboi - AH-HA!!! It's you isn't it? I knew it....

Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

Mizz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:32:50 -0000

You need to put these on a separate blog. Always great! Excellent writing and funny!

Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

capricious — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:28:46 -0000

Bear guard! The boyo used to work at what USED to be some unsavory locations at the Plaid and he swears by it!

I also have a boken that you could borrow...

How do you know it's not just someone fucking with you?? You know, that maybe upgraded from the whole, "Is your refrigerator running?" thing? Just wondering.

Re: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

Dieselboi — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:34:03 -0000

I'm concerned about your stalker. He may be someone who will go through with his fantasy. Be sure to keep the mace and baseball bat at hand and make sure the lingerie models next door know karate so they can come to your aid if need be.

or, just look menacingly at every douche who walks in the door.