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OurPDX Network: Porn Shop Diaries - Fantasy Island

  • Dieselboi · 1 year ago
    I'm concerned about your stalker. He may be someone who will go through with his fantasy. Be sure to keep the mace and baseball bat at hand and make sure the lingerie models next door know karate so they can come to your aid if need be.

    or, just look menacingly at every douche who walks in the door.
  • capricious · 1 year ago
    Bear guard! The boyo used to work at what USED to be some unsavory locations at the Plaid and he swears by it!

    I also have a boken that you could borrow...

    How do you know it's not just someone fucking with you?? You know, that maybe upgraded from the whole, "Is your refrigerator running?" thing? Just wondering.
  • Mizz · 1 year ago
    You need to put these on a separate blog. Always great! Excellent writing and funny!
  • wizardboots · 1 year ago
    @Dieselboi - AH-HA!!! It's you isn't it? I knew it....
  • wizardboots · 1 year ago
    @capricious - I will check the Bear Guard out....and I'm 99.9% certain it's a 100% sick ass bastard who's hot to grab me in the goulash.
  • wizardboots · 1 year ago
    @Mizz - What are you saying? Am I too offensive? Is there an Old Dirty Bastards.com that I would be more appropriate for?